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ptrparker:

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hellyeahchandlerbing:

according to ross in TOW the cop (5.16), he and rachel had sex 298 times.

now, they had dated for a year before they broke up in season 3.

a year = 365 days.

365-298 = 67

that’s only 67 nights in an entire year in which they did not consummate like bunnies..

and 298 divided by 52 nights a year… 5 times a week

say whut

horny bastards 

AND THEN THERE WAS THE NIGHT OF 5 TIMES.

Anonymous said:

3, 14, 15 Bitch. you better know who this is


3. Favorite Pacific Division team?
Los Tiburones de San José porque vivo en San José y me amore Brodie Brazil. And stuff.

14. Finish this quote… “If I were given hockey tickets for me and one other person, I would take___”
Michelle [Jess, is this you, because if it is then OOPS]

15. Favorite rivalry?
Boston Bruins vs Montreal Canadiens because they’re fucking hilarious.